is it even healthy to be this attracted to middle aged women serious question
i’m watching a guard try to arrest a fish for attacking him
Fish: fuck da legion
i do what i want
baby: t… t-t….
mom: aw are you trying to say thank you?
baby: talos the mighty! talos the unerring! talos the unassailable! to you we give praise! we are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! while you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!…
I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO.
That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”
So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”
And he got very, very quiet.
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
don’t disappoint your dogs